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Wow sorry about the delay but heres Chav Jokes 4!!!

What’s the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!

How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.

Whats green and gets you pissed?
A Giro!

So I was walking along a clifftop for fun and profit and along comes this filthy whorish chavette with her flappy norques on show who started running at me shouting about how she wanted to shag me. I didn’t know whether to block her passage or toss myself off.

What do you call a Chav at college.
The janitor.

Where do Chavettes go for work?
Street corners.

How do chavs knock on a door?
They Bang it

What do you call a Chav in a dinner jacket?
Waiter!

Why did the chavette stop using the pill?
Because it kept falling out.

Why did the chav get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Why are dumb chav jokes so short?
So the chav’s can remember them

When is it legal to shoot a chav in the head?
When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!

Why is it a shame to see 4 chavs going over the edge of a cliff in a nova?
Theres always room in the boot.

A Chavvette is crossing the road right by a corner, a car is turning at the time and knocks her down, the driver was a thorghtful chap and even though it was a chavvette he gets out to see if she is ok.

Driver: Are you ok?
Chavvette: Nah m8 u hit me as u woz drivin init, ma eyez iz all blurry
Driver: (takes a minute to work out what she said) The goes ahh um how many fingers have i got up, (hold up 2 fingers)
Chavvette: (Doesn’t move for a moment, then starts crying)
Driver: Whats the matter?
Chavvette: Ahhh i can’t feel anything, i’m paraylised from the waste down!

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Created by Tom Parker