Nov 22nd 2005 Chav Jokes 3!
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What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
What’s the first question at a Chav quiz night?
What you lookin’ at?
Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4
What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.
How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they’ll screw anything.
What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.
How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, “That’s some uvver bleeders job innit.�?
Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn’t mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova’s window in the
carwash
Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.
A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, “Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are… very slowly?�?
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
“Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing.�?
Two chavs run 100m, then jump off a cliff. One hits the water 2 seconds before the other, but he had a 3 second head start. Who wins?
Society
What do you call a Chav in a boiler suit?
Prisoner
What do you call a chav with half a brain?
Gifted.
What do you call chavs with a brain?
A crowd.
When do chavs cross the road?
When its safe.
What happens to a thought in a chavs head?
It dies of loneliness !!
What do you call a chav in a suit?
The accused
Why do Chavs always travel around in pairs?
One can read and one can write!
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Created by Tom Parker
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