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Why are chav either with they’re mates or at the dss?
Cos no chav is anti social.

What do you call a chav in a box,
INNIT

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted

What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe

How do you stop a chav from drowning?
Take your foot off their head.

Did you hear about a bus full of chavs that careered off a bridge into a river?
They all survived because you know how shit floats.

Whats the difference between an onion and a dying chav?
Onions make you cry

Copper: You’re under arrest.
Chav: What the fuck for?
Copper: Swearing at a police officer!

What do you call a Chav on Bonfire night?
bangin!

What do you call a Chav in a boxing ring?
Whack!

What you call Chav shoved in a file cabinet and launched off a pier into the sea?
Wet, but still Sorted

What do you call a chavette and a chav in a phone box?
Fucking innit.

What do you call a chav waiting in a bus shelter?
At a party.

What do you call a 12 year old chav girl?
Pregnant.

Why did the chav cross the road?
To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Why did the chav stare at the carton of Orange Juice?
Because it had ‘concentrate’ on it.

What do you do if you run a chav over?
Slip it into reverse just to make sure.

What do you do if you shoot a chav?
Reload.

Why did that chav go to prison?
He got caught stealing pens to apply for his dole cheques with

why did the chavette have a triagular bed?
because as soon as she sits lays down her legs open

why is the chav’s coputer screen white?
because when they made a spelling mistake they used tip ex

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Created by Tom Parker