Well I have started college and so far its been pretty good really impressed with it so far.

As of now all posts will NOT include staff names anymore, I feel that even though this blog is free speech they should be allowed there personal privacy so no names will be mentioned under no circumstances that includes prase and if they have p!55ed me off.

Monday

Well we didnt do much it was an induction day really so all all the same talk really with extra humor added through the day few ice breakers here and there thats about it a few member of staff walked in and gave talks that about it. But we did have a few laughs with me cracking some jokes, at one point I went up and explained to the class some of the rules. Oh yeah said hello to shelly which kinda shcoked myself that i’d said it.
Tuesday

Tuesday Butlins day woo! Well we gathered up in the car park was given some papers and a ittle talk then got on the bus. We sat right at the back talking joking like normal lil jim was on the bus too with us so we just had a really good laugh.

We eventaully rolled in to Butlins and got off, there was alot of confusion on where we was going some people was going left right up down and some just didnt even move lol! So we rather everyone up and found our way to this big hall… and prepared ourselves for a hour or so of slideshows and a talk about Butlins.

We sat there listening all the slides was for business grr then the last 2 slides was for computing… but they was so obvious of course there going to use Microsoft Office and not the latest versions of software either its common sense lol. Either way after the boring talk we was free to do everything we wanted first thing FOOD!

We made our way to the main… tent thing you know that big white thing and got the Burger King just in time before everyone else rushed to it and got our food and ate it afterward we went outside and decided to go go-karting it was quite fun I’d never been go-karting and on our second race i come second after slowing rich down by T-boning him ha ha ha!

We then went on some of the free rides and stuff then went back to college and then home

Wednesday

We had to WRITE up an assigment on Butlins yes WRITE not type what the hell I could have all my work done and better quality on the PC but no we had to WRITE it up so none of us enjoyed that.
We had this sex education crap how to put on a condom and all that It was a little bit graphic just the words alone was making me feel sick but then she put the pics up (STD or STI infected stuff) I just couldnt look at it at all. Just the words green and discharage in the same sentence is enough to put you off sex for a week.

Thursday

Handed in our HAND WRITTEN assignment and we had a BBQ thats about all that happened that day…

Friday

Argh!! water leak we had an underground water pipe leak so instead of letting my grentz digg 3 really deep holes i decided to help out and do it well I did take pics but I cant get bluetooth to work I think I fried my bluetooth dongle… damn!

Today

I’m going up outwell to sort gems PC out when she picks me up lol

Have fun!
- Tom Parker

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